lets talk about assholes…
no, not the kind that emit shit, but the human being kind, the ones walking among us. they’re everywhere. look to your left. now look to your right. assholes. assholes everywhere.
if you don’t say thank you/bark out orders to your waiter/tip like shit. you are an asshole. and you don’t deserve the service being given to you.
if you don’t hold a door for an old lady that may look like my mother or your mother, then your an asshole.
if you talk way too loudly, about shit that has nothing to do with the people around you, but you think its so important that everyone should hear. you sir, are an asshole.
and if you talk loudly, thinking your spewing hilarious banter, but only disrupting every person within your earshot, then yes, you are a huge, gaping, asshole.
your not fun, your not FUNny, your most likely just a boring deadbeat like the rest of us. so keep it to yourself. if you think your so important that everyone should hear what your saying, so you speak at a higher octave than the rest of the human beings around you. then yes, you are most likely an asshole. so, hey asshole, keep it to yourself. your not interesting, your not funny, and no-one gives a shit that its your day off and your “letting loose”. Asshole.
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